Now to the good guys: As long as you're on the road
to hell you might as well take the scenic route. Virtual Reality Bungee
Jumping (VRBJ): COMMIT A SUICIDE AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT. Like Stacy! She actually did it. Being a 17 years old
woman, she did it the way seventeen year old human females do it: she took all
available pills at her home, and then had her best friend call EMS to pump her
stomach out. That's why the health care is so fucking expensive. Of course,
she declined the other option, which was irreversible, and thus might actually
work: she gave up on rolling her car over the nice mid-Californian cliff with
her in the driver's seat. She was scared to do that, she told me later. Give
me a break. Everybody does it.
In her reincarnated life all she's looking for is love and devotion and a lot
of kids to follow. She wants three pretty babies of both gender.
In the meantime (before the marriage) she intends to be a war reporter. Brace
yourself - she actually did what she wanted, again: she is in Sarajevo, and
she'll never forgive Mladic for letting his daughter kill herself over his
stupid war that killed her sweetheart.
